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Karol na czerwono. - a może ?

Wg teorii Q / akurat rodzina Królewska w osobie nie tylko Andrew (potwierdzonego na liście lotów Epsteina) ale i Karolek jest mocno umoczona.

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@Marshalist Że zaczał przed tym jak został królem ? Nie szkodzi. 6 miesięcy,6 tygodni i 6 dni od śmierci matki do momentu aż został królem. Mówiłem wszystkim przecież. Że się tak wyrażę: "patrzymy na film" 😉

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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?

Patient: "Good new please."

Doctor: "We're naming a disease after you."

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My dad was a paramedic, and he told me about an addict who couldn't find anything else in the house so he mixed up some curry powder and injected himself. Suddenly his veins were on fire and he was writhing and screaming on the floor so his wife called for an ambulance and he was taken to hospital.

She phoned the next day to see how he was and the nurse said he was in a korma.

Or the man they took to hospital with a vacuum cleaner hose inserted in his rectum. His wife called the next day to see how he was doing and the nurse said he was picking up nicely.

Or the man they took to hospital with a potato inserted in his rectum. This unfortunately wasn't a joke, as I sat there waiting for the punchline only to discover there wasn't one........my dad did say when they turned him over at the emergency department they told the charge nurse they'd brought her some chips lol

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