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Białkov:

New _Wykop._ What do you think?

Orlen:

Whoa-ho, very nice. Look at that.

Białkov:

Picked them up from the _developers_ yesterday.

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

Good coloring.

Białkov:

That's "_błękit pruski_ ". And the lettering is something called "_roboto_".

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

It's very cool, _Białkov_... but that's nothing. Look at this.

(Tomasz Sakiewicz removes his website from its holder)

Patryk Nawrocki:

That is really nice.

Tomasz Sakiewicz:

"_Eggshell_", with "_arial_" type. What do you think?

Białkov:

[beat] Nice.

Patryk Nawrocki:

Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

Białkov:

[internal monologue] I can't believe that _Patryk Nawrocki_ prefers _Tomasz Sakiewicz's_ website to mine.

Patryk Nawrocki:

But wait, you ain't seen nothing yet.

(Patryk Nawrocki removes his _non existing website_ from its holder)

Patryk Nawrocki:

_Raised_ lettering, "Pale Nimbus". White.

Białkov:

Impressive. Very nice. [beat] Let's see _Hejto owners website_.

(_Patryk Nawrocki_ nervously reveals _Hejto.pl_)

Białkov:

[internal monologue] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God... it even has a _animację piorunka_.

(Białkov seethes)

Stecka:

Something wrong? _Michael_? You're sweating.

#wykop #hejto