Wpis użytkownika Marshalist w Hydepark

There was an old whore pulling tricks
Who at one time could handle five pricks
One day she did cry
As she pulled out her glass eye,
"Tell the boys I now can take six!"

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There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were eerily stable.
Thus every full moon, she'd get out a spoon,
and drink herself under the table.