Wpis użytkownika maximilianan w Hydepark

>be senior devops engineer in Germany

>master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds

>72,000€ before tax

>C2 German required

>All team members based in Asia speaking English

>mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office

>"we have a startup mindset"

>company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson

>"we have flat hierarchies"

>eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it

>hired to "drive digital transformation"

>need department head's signature to install Docker

>service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person"

>CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen

>Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd

>AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz

>database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx

>root password in Confluence

>on-call every weekend

>company phone listed under benefits

>ask for a raise

>unfortunately the salary band is exhausted

>no budget for a second monitor

>external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works

>take banana from company fruit basket

>office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit

>Fachkräftemangel