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GURU

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A man was walking home from his local in Belfast

A man was walking home from his local in Belfast when he felt something prod in his back and a voice whisper in his ear, "Tell me. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He gulped and said nothing.

The voice angrily whispered, "Tell me! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

The man shat himself a little and thought, it's fifty fifty if I live if I tell the truth or lie.

The thing in his back was pushed harder, the voice now much louder, "Tell me! Are you Catholic or Protestant!?!"

In a very quiet voice the man says, "I'm a Jewish boy'" and the voice behind him says "I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast tonight!"

GURU

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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers!

I’ll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!”

The entire pub goes silent.
Nobody moves.

Then one Irishman quietly stands up, and walks straight out the door.

About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, “That bet still good?”

“Sure is!” the Texan says.

The bartender lines up ten pints — full glasses from one end of the bar to the other.

Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion.

The bar ERUPTS with cheers.
The Texan pays the $500 — totally stunned.

He asks, “If you don’t mind me askin’, where’d you run off to for that half hour?”

The Irishman grins, “Oh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.”

GURU

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Fenomen3

No i za co kochać te mini -Kurwice?

Gruba ryba1

@Evivalarte Chińczycy mogą stwierdzić że szybciej się pieką niż np. labla-kadabra-blador

I mieści się zapewne też w piekarniku.

Osobistość1

@Evivalarte na tym wideo jest powód do ich kochania - gryzą wkurwiające osoby.

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GURU

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Two hunters shot an elk and started dragging it by the hind legs back to their truck. It’s huge and heavy, and a solid hour of dragging later, they meet an indigenous man. He says ‘hey, you’re pulling it the wrong way - if you pull the antlers, the fur will slide along the ground and it will be easier to pull’.

The hunters are impressed by this wisdom and thank the man. They start pulling the elk by the antlers and sure enough, it’s much easier. But half an hour later, one turns to the other and says ‘hey, that guy wasn’t so smart after all - we’re right back where we started!’

GURU

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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Liam pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Liam guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, Liam, along with his friend Finley, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

Liam guessed 2. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, Finley said to Liam, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all."

Liam replied, "No, it's genuine enough Finley. My wife won twice last week."