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w Heheszki

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Gimnastyka mózgu z rana. Bezczelnie ukradzione z profilu insta @koty_vezde

  

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w Hydepark

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PKP w formie xD



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Legenda głosi że PKP działa prawidłowo tuż przed upadkiem państwa XD

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@adamo4242 Nie pisałem o PiS tylko o PKP bo te jest popierdolone od II RP ale miło wiedziec że i Pan jest popierdolony.
Co do PiS to na kryptopedałów nie głosuję.

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w Marshaltown

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Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan.

So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know what is sex" he replied.

Jane then explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ...."Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."Stunned by his response, Jane said: "Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don't shag a tree to get yourself off. Tell you what, I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates,"you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed: "What the bloody hell did you do that for?

"Check for bees." he responded.

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GURU

w Marshaltown

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again'?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

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@Marshalist to nie nasza wina ze p⁎⁎dy nigdy nie naucza sie precyzować

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Tylko zawsze mowia zagadkami xD

13 je⁎⁎⁎⁎ch lat w stalym zwiazki jestem i dalej zdaza mi sie jej nie zrozumiec xD liczne prosby o precyzowanie próśb i pytan nie przynosza rezultatu

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w Heheszki

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https://youtu.be/JAM2r4VmLt0

Polecam Kaliber 200Volt, zwłaszcza późniejsze odcinki (bez BFF). Kwintesencja Walaszka.

 

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K⁎⁎wa Walaszkowi to powinni pomnik za zycia postawic i krypte na wawelu zaklepac. Wielki polak!

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Autorytet

w Heheszki

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Wszystko przez tego mściwego murzyna! :(

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